98modmtr
10-26-2007, 11:04 AM
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car.
You know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Well, I could NOT believe it...he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, indignantly, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and, quizzically inquire, "Well, which one ARE you then?"
...and that my friends is when the fight started...
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car.
You know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Well, I could NOT believe it...he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, indignantly, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and, quizzically inquire, "Well, which one ARE you then?"
...and that my friends is when the fight started...