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(WBZ) MANCHESTER, NH Police are looking for a man who attempted to disguise himself as a tree and rob a bank in Manchester, New Hampshire Saturday morning.
Police say the suspect used duct tape to attach tree branches onto his body as a form of camouflage. He then walked into the Citizens Bank on Elm Street and demanded money.
No one was hurt in the robbery and no weapons were used, according to police. The bank was closed and police cruisers blocked off the entrances to the bank as officials investigated the incident.
Aside from sporting tree branches, the suspect was also wearing a bluish-colored T-shirt, blue jeans and had thick glasses. He was about 5' 8" tall with a thin build and dark hair.
The tree robber was able to escape with an undisclosed amount of cash.
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Gweedo
07-08-2007, 03:37 PM
Don't they call bank locations "branches"? :lol:
98modmtr
07-08-2007, 06:14 PM
I am at the understanding that a teller told the guy "Make like a tree and leave"
I am still trying to confirm this report.
:right:
Does this mean money grows on trees?
98modmtr
07-08-2007, 06:16 PM
:right:
Does this mean money grows on trees?
No, just that the teller was barking up the wrong tree.
Gweedo
07-08-2007, 06:28 PM
The teller gave him the money and said "Wood you please leaf, we do knot have any more money"
98modmtr
07-08-2007, 06:41 PM
The teller gave him the money and said "Wood you please leaf, we do knot have any more money"
That was the bank on the corner of Cypress and Palm right?
Think you all sapped every last joke from this story...
98modmtr
07-08-2007, 07:05 PM
Well, you started the thread, so that makes you the root of the problem.
Slo Poke
07-09-2007, 03:02 PM
ive lumbered through all these posts and found nothing really funny...:wavey:
Gweedo
07-09-2007, 03:07 PM
I read an article about this in today's paper. It turns out that they are going to charge him with a sex crime! It turns out that two tellers testified that he was sporting wood at the time of the robbery.
Slo Poke
07-09-2007, 03:09 PM
alright,....thats a stretch...havent we beaten this to a pulp....
98modmtr
07-09-2007, 10:54 PM
alright,....thats a stretch...havent we beaten this to a pulp....
Well, orange you trying to stir the pot!
These lame jokes are starting to rot.
PICTURE FOUND:
http://mj.933flz.com/timages/feeds/263_mjms-ip_1183944330.jpg
I know this can be hard to see, the camouflage is impeccable. It took a good 15 minutes for me to see him. Look closely, this isn't a joke.
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98modmtr
07-10-2007, 07:16 AM
All I see is a tree :dunno:
Gweedo
07-10-2007, 07:31 AM
They found the money in his trunk.
98modmtr
07-10-2007, 08:44 AM
ive lumbered through all these posts and found nothing really funny...:wavey:
Way to cut me down to size. :hide:
Now thats going out on a limb, dontcha think?
Slo Poke
07-10-2007, 04:43 PM
Now thats going out on a limb, dontcha think?
you wood say that......
98modmtr
07-10-2007, 06:55 PM
you wood say that......
Somebody say wood?
Somebody say wood?
:foshizzle:
dj_Cipher
07-12-2007, 09:03 AM
I figured Id go as a live oak...the last time I tried a maple but everyone thought it was a syrup giveaway...my bad.
98modmtr
07-12-2007, 11:53 AM
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